Rie Sheridan Rose multitasks. A lot. Her short stories appear in numerous anthologies, including Nightmare Stalkers and Dream Walkers Vols. 1 and 2, and Killing It Softly. She has authored nine novels, six poetry chapbooks, and lyrics for dozens of songs. More info on www.riewriter.com. She tweets as @RieSheridanRose.
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Julia Child Cooks with Spam
(Found Poem created from the spam comments on my Wordpress Blog)
Add grain to
cover the sides of a
9 inch three layer cake.
Roll with wine bottles.
In case the dough tears somewhat,
don’t fret—
Shred some coconut,
obtain pseudo crab,
an apple,
walnuts,
have a salad!
Then get the dough
smoldering hot and
wrap those cupcakes!
Pick out the right pumpkin,
reduce it,
consume 3 ounces a day,
along with a mug off coffee—
Always a healthy snack.
Make grilled corn sheets
with a homemade vinaigrette,
veer away from the usual
pile of meat.
Since chocolate appeals to many people,
get a lot of spam,
to get that “perfect balance”
in every cookie.
You’ll be pleasantly surprised!