Neal Retke - 23 Short Sound Poems to be read aloud whilst facing backwards

Neal D. Retke is a veteran of the Mail Art Scene, a casualty of the Art Strike and most recently completed a mini-tour of the USA as an experimental musician. He has a background in many aspects of underground culture, and is a retired facial hair champion

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23 Short Sound Poems to be read aloud whilst facing backwards - 

1)

Aw-Akkka - Wa _ Tic La Fe

Fe Fe Fe 

Suto Sully A X Mutha funned fand

Zzzcht zzzcht 

2)

Mmm00

M0000ooooOOOon

MoooOOOOOOO

Oon 

On
Mon 

Nom Mo 

omMn 

Num

3)

Plicity - Placity - Shackity - Po

4)

Sundog Down, She

Never Say - Some

Soy Sum - Some one

Some Day 

5)

vvvVVVvvvv 

RRrrrRRR RrrRRRRrr

Tt-TT-tt tt t-t t—ttt- 

Acc cCCccc A

6)

Pbbbt ! Pbbbt ! Pbbbt ! 

Pbbbt ! 

Pbbbt !  Pbbbt ! 

bbt !

Pbbbt ! Pbbbt ! 

7)

Aass Shhh 

Shhhh Ha 

Ha Ah Shhh 

Shah Hash 

Shhh 

Ash Shh

Sash Shh 

Shhh Ahhh

8)

(  TO BE READ AT MAXIMUM VOLUME )

YOGURT YOKOZUNA 

9)

Piffle Paddle Pax 

Faux 

Pact ape pass

10)

Dingle ingle dig, Dingle Ingle do - 

Dingle la da ding, Ding Ding do do 

do do do do ding la dingle tingle 

lingo too 

Ding dong ding Ding Dingo Do 

11)

Wax Butter balls. The little man was sorry 

that he ever went there.
A Smell of burnt flannel - A Cabin long empty 

12)

Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa

Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa

Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa

Snap Dap Doop 

Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa

Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa

Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa

13)

Bicycle perspective thief sought - Must bring own 

pliers and matching evening wear. Cleats not provided

Assemble not accepted. 

14)

KickKa Kick Ick Ca Ca Ca 

Pickup Puck kick pup puck 

cup puck pit pick, kikka kid 

kikkka kick Ick ick Ic Ca 

15)

Browwnnnnwnwnnw 

BbbBBBlllluuuueee

GGggGGGggreen n n 

Rrrred

OoOOOoOOoOOrange

16)

Word to your mother 

Word to your mother
Word to your mother 

HI Mom how are you ? 

17)

Flautist. Marinara. 

Celloist. Wheelbarrow.

Conductor. Chewing Gum. 

Pianist.Windowframe.

And the Tuxedo is a rental. 

18)

Danke Danke Danke Don Ding DOng 

Danke Danke Danke Don Ding Dong

Danke Danke Danke Don Ding DOng 

K-Pow !~

19)

Yu Y T-Ac 

YyYu U Utuc Utuc 

Tuc Tuc Tuc Tic Tic 

Yu U UuUUUUuuu

UUUuuuuUUUUUuuuUUUUUUUUUuuuuU

Tuc Tuc Tuc UUuuuuUUUUUUyyy

20)

Arctic Tr 

Arctic Tric 

Tar Ick Tic 

Late 

Tart Lick T Art 

Art lick
Art Ic Trick 

Trick 

Uulate 

21)

Insert Dad Joke Here. 

Blow me Down !

22)

Peanut Butter Periscope, Cherub 

Statue Buming Goat 

Woolen mittens miter saw,
Mewling Kittens Hollow Log 

23)

You Should 

Not Have to Be Bothered 

When 

You are sitting under a tree