понеділок, 3 липня 2017 р.

Rie Sheridan Rose - Spam Poem

Rie Sheridan Rose multitasks. A lot. Her short stories appear in numerous anthologies, including Nightmare Stalkers and Dream Walkers Vols. 1 and 2,  and Killing It Softly. She has authored nine novels, six poetry chapbooks, and lyrics for dozens of songs. More info on www.riewriter.com. She tweets as @RieSheridanRose.
(Editor's note: I don't always add a one-off spots but this one is too sweet to be omitted)

Julia Child Cooks with Spam

(Found Poem created from the spam comments on my Wordpress Blog)

Add grain to
cover the sides of a 
9 inch three layer cake. 
Roll with wine bottles.
In case the dough tears somewhat, 
don’t fret—

Shred some coconut,
obtain pseudo crab, 
an apple,
have a salad!

Then get the dough
smoldering hot and
wrap those cupcakes!

Pick out the right pumpkin,
reduce it,
consume 3 ounces a day,
along with a mug off coffee—
Always a healthy snack.

Make grilled corn sheets 
with a homemade vinaigrette,
veer away from the usual 
pile of meat.

Since chocolate appeals to many people,
get a lot of spam,
to get that “perfect balance”
in every cookie.

You’ll be pleasantly surprised!

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