понеділок, 3 липня 2017 р.

Rie Sheridan Rose - Spam Poem

Rie Sheridan Rose multitasks. A lot. Her short stories appear in numerous anthologies, including Nightmare Stalkers and Dream Walkers Vols. 1 and 2,  and Killing It Softly. She has authored nine novels, six poetry chapbooks, and lyrics for dozens of songs. More info on www.riewriter.com. She tweets as @RieSheridanRose.
(Editor's note: I don't always add a one-off spots but this one is too sweet to be omitted)

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Julia Child Cooks with Spam

       
(Found Poem created from the spam comments on my Wordpress Blog)

Add grain to
cover the sides of a 
9 inch three layer cake. 
Roll with wine bottles.
In case the dough tears somewhat, 
don’t fret—

Shred some coconut,
obtain pseudo crab, 
an apple,
walnuts,
have a salad!

Then get the dough
smoldering hot and
wrap those cupcakes!

Pick out the right pumpkin,
reduce it,
consume 3 ounces a day,
along with a mug off coffee—
Always a healthy snack.

Make grilled corn sheets 
with a homemade vinaigrette,
veer away from the usual 
pile of meat.

Since chocolate appeals to many people,
get a lot of spam,
to get that “perfect balance”
in every cookie.

You’ll be pleasantly surprised!

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